Friday, December 19, 2008

Free Credit Report Commercial Hate



God it makes you wanna cry doesn't it? If there was a national vote on which commercials should never be aired again and all memories of it's existence be erased it would be the free credit report commercials. Now this one really tops them all. Every time I hear even the slightest of sound from this commercial it makes me twitch uncontrollably with anger. When will they stop!?!? I love the one with the guy living in the basement with his mom and dad because that's exactly where he is probably living and writing these horrific sounds from hell! FAIL! What were they thinking? What were they thinking?! I just picture these assholes singing the songs sitting in their parents basement in a little kumbaya circle, rocking back and forth while singing their tunes in pirate costumes finishing with a couple high fives being like, "Awe man that was great, we are awesome bro!"...Wait I take that back. Their parents probably kicked them out of their basement because they hate them as much as the rest of America does! Fuck you free credit report. Fuck you.

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24 comments:

  1. You know what I hate even more than the stupid songs? The fact that the company is the biggest rip off in the whole world, you get nothing, and I mean NOTHING from them that is free. They take your money once and then keep taking and taking. I hate this shit!

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  2. uuugh, I hate this commercial too. How sad it must be to tell everyone that you are going to be a musician and then go off and write TV jingles.

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  3. ettarose is right...

    Anyone can get their creit report free of charge by going to annualcreditreport.com which is a free service paid for by your tax dollars.

    You do not need to signup for Free Credit Report's Triple Advantage to get your credit report. Their Triple Advantage Credit Monitoring service is a piece of shit service. Any idiot can "monitor their credit report" free of charge just by checking their credit report once a year. You are legally entilted one free credit report every year from each credit agency. AnnualCreditReport.com allows you to check your credit report for free with no obligation.

    I hate scams that tell you that you are getting something for free when they just want to sign you up for a service that you don't need. They also want to use re-occuring billing to take your money from your bank account or credit card monthly.

    In fact, I am done letting any corporation bill by accounts automatically. I checked my DirecTV statement the other day and their was $120 in additional fees. If I didn't check and call them, they would charged me additional money.

    Anyway, screw freecreditreport.com and their annoying commerical.

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  4. I actually think the pirate one is funny. But then again, I'm a Breath of Insanity....

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  5. This guy got a mention from me a few months ago. Good to know I'm not alone.

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  6. Believe it or not, all of their commercials are banned so to speak in our house. We mute the TV everytime those crappy commercials come on. It is insane that anyone in that company would actually let someone write a jingle, hell multiple jingles that would make everyone hate them. And the fact that their company is a complete rip off is just the icing on the cake. I thought the Vonage commercials would never be matched but luckly for them a crappier staff comes along.

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  7. Jason, couldn't agree with you more. The mute button is one of the greatest inventions of all time!

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  8. I literally JUMP for the mute/change channel button when it comes on. I have never ever been so aggravated by a commercial jingle in my life, and i am 38 years old. The complete saturation of the tube with these awful songs is akin to harassment. I will never ever use or even investigate this service because the commercials have left me feeling they should pay ME for pain and suffering.

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  9. D-they should have to pay everyone back for those precious 2 minutes of hell they take from them every time those jingles air

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  10. I went from being mildly annoyed by these commercials, to highly annoyed. After months of hearing those awful jingles and watching that singer and his facial expressions - all of them variations on smug - I actually become kind of depressed every time my good mood is jolted by these blaring ads.

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  11. Shit makes me want to punch babies.

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  12. Oh my god... I am so glad that its not just me! I admit to getting aggravated rather easily, but when it came on yet again just a minute ago I had to run to the computer and find a place to say some really ugly shit about these commercials... just to make myself feel 'a little' better. I think these crooked bastards actually sit back and laugh at how fucking bad they irritate society with this shit. They can just pipe it right in to our homes, at least 50-60 times a day, and isn't a damn thing you can do about it but turn the shit off (or hit mute as obviusly a lot of us do). Well, I CAN say 'FUCK YOU' creditreport.com.

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  13. They should be strung up by the necks, and beaten with those instruments. The premise of their "situations" is always flawed, and they should just fuck off and die.

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  14. I wish we had interactive TV, so I could reach into the screen and strangle the singer on the freecreditreport commercial.

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  15. There was a French movie like that, where a guy invented a machine that could kill people on TV. Or maybe it was a dream? A man can dream, right?

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  16. FREEcreditreport.com IS NOT FREE! they should be sued for bait and switch. its a lie lie lie!

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  17. Has to be the worst commercial of all time! It's bad enough the jerk can't sing...but have you noticed they're all sung in "monotone?" He must be a relative of one of the big wigs of the company....how else would you explain more than one commercial? I switch channels every time one comes on, and they come on way too often. Congress should pass a bill to take it off the air!

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  18. I predict that the so called "Free" credit report dot fuckin com will soon go belly up. I base this purely on science. If their executives believe that such and odious, nonsensical, disgustingly antimelodious tune can encourage clients to flock to their website, they are sadly mistaken. I would venture to say that most people go to their site to complain about the moronic singers and videos they have made. What a bunch of swarthy looking characters! I wouldn't EVER do business with these loony tune assholes even if their service was indeed "free".

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  19. Yea I agree. These commercials disgust me. That smirk on the singers face makes me wanna slap his face up. Along with his swirly crew. Get you advertising department in line fcr.Com. stop hiring people from itt to do your ad campains. Fucking joke. Oh and flo from that insurance commercial ughhhh fuck me this world is on its way out.

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  20. OH HOW I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS! That stupid, ugly lead singer with his smug expression! And what's with the whole "biting the lower lip" at the end of every one of his stupid ads- is that supposed to be his signature move? LOL! These might very well be the worst commercials ever created.

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  21. The only way I will ever hear or see that ad again is when they do it on railroad tracks with a 100 ton locomotive bearing down full steam. Ads like this one have taught me to never watch ANY commercials. If I were a legitimate, informative advertiser I would not be pleased with companies that think irritating customers is an advertizing technique. Watch out for the train! Ohh, too late.

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  22. The only thing more irritating than the commercial itself is trying to find the remote as my girlfreind screams,MUTE THAT SHIT!!!! Please STOP alfuckingready. Hello Hello Hello.......FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. These miserable fucks just don't give up, do they? It seems right about the time I think they've reached an all-time low with one of these insipid fucking commercials the cocksuckers come up with another one as bad or more so. I keep my boots out of reach, and my remote at the ready, as I know these fuckheads aren't going to replace the tv I throw my boot through. Fucking assbags

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  24. the first people they had on their commercials weren't too bad, now they have this douche-bag losers doing some kind of rap shit about a "21st century nomad"!!!! I just with these "musicians" and this company itself would just go away............PLEASE!!!!

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