God it makes you wanna cry doesn't it? If there was a national vote on which commercials should never be aired again and all memories of it's existence be erased it would be the free credit report commercials. Now this one really tops them all. Every time I hear even the slightest of sound from this commercial it makes me twitch uncontrollably with anger. When will they stop!?!? I love the one with the guy living in the basement with his mom and dad because that's exactly where he is probably living and writing these horrific sounds from hell! FAIL! What were they thinking? What were they thinking?! I just picture these assholes singing the songs sitting in their parents basement in a little kumbaya circle, rocking back and forth while singing their tunes in pirate costumes finishing with a couple high fives being like, "Awe man that was great, we are awesome bro!"...Wait I take that back. Their parents probably kicked them out of their basement because they hate them as much as the rest of America does! Fuck you free credit report. Fuck you.