Friday, January 30, 2009

Progressive Insurance Commercial Hate



FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL! I have seen so many of these Progressive commercials and every time I see a new one its like the knife is getting driven deeper into my chest. Flo. Flo. Flo. How I hate you. This ladies voice is like a screaming banshee from hell brought to Earth just to destroy my ear drums. I can't take it, I can not take it anymore! I swear I have mini seizures every time I see and hear these commercials. Where the fuck did they find this goofy Olive Oyle looking sack of shit and why the hell did they put her on t.v. to sell god damn insurance??!!!! "Look at the deal we just got him, that's enough for 1 bullet and 1 gun to kill yourself with Flo!" I hope some uninsured asshole in a van runs you and your big tricked out name tag the fuck over!

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325 comments:

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  2. I could not wait to see this! The ABSOLUTE worst fucking commercial in the world. I scream when it comes on.

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  3. Etta: The ABSOLUTE worst is right, and they keep coming out with more and more.

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  4. I also don't like this commercial---too irritating to the nerves!

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  5. Whoever writes their commercials needs to endure some sort of medieval torture. Anything less would be too humane.

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  6. Careful, now! As odd as it may seem, Flo has quite a following among viewers who actively lust after here Olive Oyle-influenced body.

    Strange, huh?

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  7. This lady makes me want to rip my hair out.

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  8. HAHAHA hell yes! Nice to see other people also endure the same torture as me. This bitch and the finallyfast.com fag can burn in hell!

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  9. I thought I was the only one who hated seeing this unflattering mascot. Barf!

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  10. For the first time in my life i have to say that i hate these commercials, the lady is so so annoing!!! Everytime this "trying-to-be-funny- lady" comes on i have to change the channel!

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  11. mr. cacaface-I forgot about that one, thanks for reminding me. Everyone in that commercial can burn in hell.

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  12. I am so glad I am not the only one who can't stand this woman! She is the sole reason I won't EVER get insurance through Progressive.

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  13. These [progressive commercials] are the worst commercials of ALL TIME. I have to mute the t.v or turn the channel everytime one of these commercials from hell comes on.I hope only terrible things happens to Flo and the damn people who write these damn 30 seconds of torture...

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  14. I hate these commericials. In these commericals the customers are portrayed as idiots and the cashier (or whatever she is) is some sort of all-knowing Goddess? I would never patronize a company who thinks so poorly of their customers.

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  15. Dear god, I hate these commercials even more now that I know this shrill-voiced harpy has a name. Her voice makes me want to impale myself with the remote control.

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  16. Everytime I hear that friggin commercial I want to poke my eyes out with a fondue fork. Christ are these guys at progressive the worst marketers. I hope someone runs her and her tricked out name tag with a mack truck. Kill her please.

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  17. I'd rather insert three barbed catheters into my dick every single day then watch another insanely annoying progreesive commercial. Also, the roll over minutes obssessed mom and her ratty children can piss off

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  18. ha, I love to hear that other people think things are as horrible as I do (like American Dad) thank you, hater

    DVR or bust!

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  19. It is the greatest feeling ever when you find someone who shares your hatred for something,

    DVR or bust!

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  20. everytime i have to see this ad i have to change the channel and its getting a worst impression on the product i dont like to buy anyof their products becoz of their commercial its like diggin their own grave

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  21. I am entirely with you, her stupid commercials make me crazy... is progressive targeting the dork crowd? The more they keep it up with this lady, the more I hate it. Maybe they are using annoyance to make you remember their product

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  22. I hate these commercials. I mean how do they sign off on this crap? doesn't anybody watch these before they go air?

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  23. Oh god. I hate these fucking commercials. She's one annoying unfunny bitch.

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  24. Every time a progressive commercial comes on I change the channel. On the other hand I love the allstate commercials.

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  25. I just saw a progressive commercial and automatically had to stop my gag reflex. I cannot stand "Flo"! How much annoying could she be? They should use these commercials to interrogate suspects and terrorists.....no, that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

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  26. totally agree that the bitch needs to go. somebody call tony soprano!

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  27. Thank God I'm not the only one--I kept it to myself until now that this lady absolutely pisses me off! I figured if I gripe I'll hear, "Oh how can you think that of such a wonderful, shiny, happy person? The world needs more of her kind you know!" PHUCK DAT!!!

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  28. i had to find a place i could say "flo i hate you" out loud

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  29. I don't really like the word hate......but I hate that fucking bitch. She thinks she's so funny and she makes you want to hurt her. I read that they let her use some of her own "humor" in the commercials which makes me even madder cuz there's nothing worse than someone who tries to be funny and so desperately fails. I just wish she would reads these comments. Whenever those commercials come on I change it to any channel as fast as I can. Sometimes I can't change it fast enough and I just get pissed. I have NEVER commented on a commercial before, but this one HAS to go.

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  30. AHHHHHHHH! I want to reach through my TV and choke her!I have never been so annoyed by a commercial in my life. I saw her in a Glade candle commercial where she and a couple of other women were doing Yoga in the background. She had no lines. I loved her in that one.

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  31. "Power to the people", some stupid swoosh and hi-fiving a customer, this bitch is so uncool it's not even funny. i hate her and that dumbass insurance company that hired her. i can't believe a goofy ass bitch like her is probably making good money acting like a fucking r-tard on tv, plus in the commercials it seems like she's cool like a rock star or something. fuck off you fucking uber nerd ho i wouldn't even let lick my asshole.

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  32. I searched for people with the some feeling and I found you. I hate her. I am sooo sick of the Geico lizard and the money eyes and then there is Allstate trying to one up both of them. Is it just me or are we all paying too much for this insurance. I know what ad buys cost and please lower the rates. We all need insurance and we will get it, dont need the annoying ads continually.

    USAA - The best if you qualify!

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  33. Just as Gilligan's Island helped ensure that Bob Denver never bothered us again, we can hope that "Flo" has typecast this person so deeply that she can never be any other character, ever again. Her *voice* at the end of the commercials is actually somewhat pleasant (unlike the audio when that moon-face is on the screen). Her rump is too big, her boobs are too small, and, any time I see giant lips painted red on a face like that, I start checking for an Adam's Apple, if you know what I mean. While I wish her no harm, if Flo, the freecreditreport.com a-hole, the "Lollipop" computer people, the rollover minute mom, and Bob, the guy with the small penis that orders supplement pills were all standing in a parking lot having a conversation, and the entire Venezuelan Air Force crash-landed into them, I wouldn't shed a tear.

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  34. Many of you are too young to remember the Folger Coffee Mrs. Olson commercials. She too was uber irritating. But, you see, that is their strategy. They don't care if you hate their spokesperson, as long as you remember the commercials. In fact that is the point.

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  35. The last blogger is correct...To remember the product is the idea...and yes, she's as annoying as fingernails on a chalkboard.

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  36. MAKES ME HIT MYSELF IN THE NADS EVERYTIME I SEE THIS BITCH!!!

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  37. Yes, you would remember the commercial to never ever buy that product. I hate that lady with her weird expressions and devil like face..

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  38. Like most commercials, these insurance ads passed overkill a long time ago. Now hit the remote every time a Progressive, Geico, or Allstate commercial comes on. [Actually called Geico twice, years back before they overstayed their welcome on my TV screen. They were so terrible on the phone, decided never to buy insurance from them. If they were that awful to prospective policyholders, what would they be like if you filed a claim?]

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  39. I hate that pompous fat pig! Especially the one commercial when her eyes turn into hippo eye's when she corrects the motorcyclist on the size of her bike. Barrrrrf!
    Get her off my t.v before I throw it out the window.

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  40. Based on the shear number of Progressive Insurance commercials being shown on TV, one must ask, who is paying for them. Are people really dumb enough to believe that their prices are competitive? They must be spending millions on those stupid ads and guess who is going to pick up the tab. That's right, the idiots who buy their insurance. Somebody has to pay for it.
    A personal observation, the woman in the ads should be limited to dog food commercials ( as the hungry pooch )

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  41. If they don't take that fucking commercial off the air with that fucking annoying bitch I will personally start an organization to bankrupt Progressive Auto Insurance.

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  42. OMG, I HATE her!!! She looks like some freak from an old 50's era sitcom. She is so annoying. It's getting to where I just cringe if her freakshow face is on the tv. Make those commercials stop! I can't take it anymore.

    I also have a deepseated hatred for the freecreditreport singing jerk. He must die. Especially since, it's not free, it's a gimmick.

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  43. @Zinn21
    I hear you. I have noticed the wench used in these commercials then the script drives me catatonic.

    All year long [09] i've petitioned whoever would listen [they has a questionaire on MSN once] to get rid of this stuff. No joy.

    See, it's personal for me. I shall be dog tired, remote half way across the world but as soon as this entity comes on, i'll leap for the telly. Needless to say, there have been numerous attendant mishaps [can't i sue?]

    Well, at least we know what the company policy is. DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR POTENTIAL MARKET.

    To my dying day, i shall NEVER EVER EVER buy Progressive!!!!

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  44. She is extremely annoying, Progressive is stupid for not listening to the massive amount of people who hate this "propaganda"! It is extreme overkill the sheer amount of commercials they air of this idiot and the customers are paying for it!

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  45. This bitch is annoying but i'd fuck her. I wonder if she would blow her party horn while i fucked her doggie style. then she could blow my party horn. lmao.

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  46. This cunt needs to have her tongue cut out and rammed up her tight ass. what a slut!

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  47. eat shit and die Flo!

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  48. Thank god I found this site! These commericals suck so much. I would NEVER EVER buy this insurance now!

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  49. AND WHAT KINDA NAME IS FLO , IT RHYMES WITH HO. IT MAKES ME THINK OF FLOW LIKE WHEN IM FLOWING ON MY PERIOD REAL BAD. SHE'S LIKE A COUGAR ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER TRYING TO BE CUTE AND FUNNY. THEY SHOULD DO A SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKIT WITH FLO GETTING HER ASS KICKED BY A CUSTOMER, NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!!
    BECAUSE OF FLO I WELL STAY WITH GEICO, I LIKE THE LIZARD MUCH BETTER. IF I HAD PROGESSIVE I WOULD SWITCH TO SOME OTHER INSURANCE BECAUSE OF FLO!!

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  50. i love your posts ! i thought i was the only one . i asked my hubby if those commericals make you feel like you are hearing nails on a chalkboard .............he says no they are not that bad . one just came on so i hit mute and googled !

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  51. this bitch annoys me just about as much as fsc cigarettes and windows updates

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  52. I am so glad that I am not the only person on earth that CAN'T STAND these commercials! I too change the channel every time one comes on. The lady makes me cringe... "Flo". I have never seen such an annoying run of commercials in my life and hope that no company can ever top this one! I feel anxious just thinking of it!

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  53. I cant stand this ugly annoying whore. My dog even hates that bitch, he wines and cries everytime that cunt comes on the shit box untill I turn the disgrace whore off. I think it has to do with some sort of subliminal frequency that progressive is using. Only people that are mentally lower than dogs find attractive.

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  54. he he he he !. I am pacified & satisfied to see so many people hate that Flo and the fxxxkixg writer & producer of the TV commercial. I would like to send the whole team to Sierra Leone mine fields to take a cool walk.

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  55. so its not me... I cant stand this bitch...my ears bleed when I hear her...my eyes burn when I see her...and she looks like one of those bitches that wears a lot of hairspray and make up and I bet her pussy stinks. When she loses this gig she will go back to being... the cum guzzeling, sperm burping, road whore that she is. FUCK FLO, FUCK PROGRESSIVE

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  56. this ad is sick absolutely ...disgusting to the core.

    but other progressive ads are just as sick too... the one i hear on radio ... something about trying to building cars of 100 miles per gallon and more... ends with "now that is progressive."

    if i see a tramp trying to build an aeroplane.. and throw him ten cent... i could claim the same thing. what's progressive.. i don't know why i get so irritated but kinda hurts that stupidity of expecting listeners to be stupid... and staying complacent about it.

    progressive sucks ...never never this company ...

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  57. STUPID GODDAMN HEADBAND! she is the SOLE reason i will never use progressive...

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  58. Now the problem is that we have to tell this company that their comercial is so annoying that we are changing the channel or hitting mute. They want us to find her annoying, that makes us remember them. If a comercial hightens your senses (be it admeration or annoyance) thats what they want. So lets tell these idiots that we will not listen to their idiocy. If they wish to tell me of thier company clearly without some bimbo explaining it, I will listen. Otherwise, I will just listen to music... or hit mute.

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  59. Can't stand the bitch. Way overkill. Obviously Progressive marketers think that getting negative attention is better than getting none at all, but holy crap I still don't get why any business thinks it's a great idea to annoy the sanity out of potential customers. Weird logic. Look at all the comments - "Flo" the ditzy ho pisses the hell out of a LOT of people - normal ones, anyway. The character is insulting to the mental capacity of the great majority of viewers. Probably the only customers they get are losers who pay through the nose since they can't get insured anywhere else.

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  60. The bitch tries to make her voice all high pitched, but when shes talking normally, she sounds like an old dike. I would not insure with that fucking company just because I hate her, and the multitiude of commercials they shove down our throats!

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  61. That skank whore progressive cunt needs to get together with those free credit report retards at the renaissance fair and stick that irritating geico geko up her dirt chute and THEN maybe she won’t be so fukking happy..

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  62. I love you all. You just finalized my decision to switch FROM my Progressive policy to another, solely based on that effing retarded commercial campaign. This is the first time in my life of 28 years that I will be changing product just because of gay ads. And when I do, I'll be sure to tell them why through their 'contact us' link on their website (sadly I'll have to see Flo's face when I navigate the site though, I'm sure...)

    UGH!!!

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  63. OH MY GOD,

    You guys have no idea how much grief Progressive Insurance put my wife and I through tonight. We recieved a call from someone named (pronounced Jee Lee?), whom progessive says they never heard of, from 253-815-6224, for policy #10-2203901, even though the numbers match up.

    Are we stupid?

    What appears to be some sort fraudulent claim for an auto accident now appears to be assessed against our phone number, for sure, except Progressive won't own up to the fact that the phone number doesn't match. Buyer beware!

    We canceled our policy with Progressive justr to make sure they got the message, because they could just as easily made the mistake with anyone. Please do the same if you share our concern.

    We believe that it absolutely is Progressive Insurance's responsibility to make sure that they have their data correct. And that it is Prgressive Insurance's responsibility to be aware of and lookout for mistaken identities Progressive chooses to persecute, without compunction.

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  64. Flo the ho with the bumpit hairstyle is very annoying and the characters in the commercials with her are so retarded. Where do they find these people?

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  65. ugh I hate those commercials. She is a-n-n-n-noying. Obviously a derby girl.

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  66. Thank you all for the wonderful commentary, I laughed my ass off. I would never buy Progressive Insurance because of these shitty, 24-7 commercials. I've been on the couch a couple of days with a knee injury, and these Flo commercials play incessantly.

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  67. Hate doesn't describe the feeling I get when I see her fucking face. I would rather finger paint with a bucket of shit than to hear that bitch's voice. It's fun to imagine her and George Lopez launched in a one-way shuttle the fuck out of here.

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  68. I might have considered Progressive for an auto quote, but i would never on principal now as I hate their f.. adverts.

    Is it supposed to make you want to go with them because they've got this annoying, condascending woman?

    F.F.S. i'd rather insure my own car myself

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  69. how much prozac do you have to be on to actually think these commercials are funny and or clever. annoying, stupid as hell, fuckin hate that bitch and hate progressive even more, ads suck.

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  70. I HATE that woman and her screechy voice. Get a new ad campaign.

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  71. I hate the Flo the Progressive lady commercials with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns.

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  72. Bitch slap the bitch, nail her head to a plank and sink her at the bottom of the deepest ocean. My hate for these commercials rises at astounding rates at every viewing, with an unnatural intensity. This, "Flo character," is an abomination, and because of her existence i'll never consider using progressive, in fact i'll bad mouth it every chance i get, devoting countless hours to their destruction... go Esurance (hot cartoon girl without an annoying voice/face, yeah!)

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  73. How much longer do we have to put up with Flo?
    I absolutely cannot stand this woman and her tricked out name tag! DISCOUNT!!
    I change the station everytime she comes on,
    which is way too often!!!

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  74. OMG..im just now looking for an icepick to gouge my fucking eyes out, and poke out my ear drums. this bitch is so fucking stupid. I rather dance with rattle-snakes than watch and listen to these god damn commercials. when does it end. Please, oh please remove these commercials. Flo should be locked in a room and forced to watch the macabre!!!!! Fuck you Flo and progressive...

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  75. Are you listening, Progressive? How about calling yourself Regressive? Take some advice. You can't lose with a commercial that has a cute kid or animal.

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  76. They are doing it on purpose to get attention. I personally would never purchase a product from any company with such a non professional obnoxious spokesperson.

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  77. I'm so sick of these fucking stupid ass commercials. Geico is no better....stupid fuckheads. Flo my fuckin ass....shove it Progressive.

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  78. Also cannot stand this ad/woman. Makes ma want to throw a bus at the TV when she suddenly starts screeching. What's with the trend of ads that SCREAM at you? I hit Mute in a flash. Just as bad, the guys screaming Wow, that's a low price, or whatever - might be Home Depot - see, I hit mute so fast don't even know. That's how effective those ads are with me.

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  79. I hate this woman and advertisement...Progressive obviously made a mistake with this actress, so why do they keep making more commercials??

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  80. It is a shame when this kind of 24/7 bull shit is in your face and you can't get away from it, it is everywhere. from tv ads to pop ups on your computer, telemarketers. it's enought to make you go insain. and for all their advertising i will be sure not to buy what ever they are selling.i have a pure hatered for progressive,geico,free credit report.or anythig that is constantly in your face.

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  81. Ah Flo, you screeching halfwit. You are an even less attractive female version of Jim Carrey on the annoyance scale. You taught me how to use the mute button on my remote whenever any commercials come on, because I never know when your retarded ass will pop up with "Discount!". I hope you grow a moustache and get cervical cancer and live in a house with 50 cats.

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  82. Products that we're forced to buy should not be allowed to advertise.

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  83. omg will they please please please stop this f*cking commercial - stop the flo NOW!!!

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  84. I positively detest those Progressive ads. Not only is that "Flo" character a blight so are the painfully homely people they use along side her in those inane ads. What other ads make me want to heave a cinder block at my TV? Geico Insurance, Vehix.com, most car commercials, cash for gold, male enhancement supplements and so on and so on..........

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  85. These ads make me want to puke every time they come on. I sure dont understand why anyone would use progressive with this bitchs terrible commercials.I think I have about worn out every remote in my house to change the channel when this ugly cunt comes on which is way to much. The god damned geico gecko is not much better either! Please get some better commercials!

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  86. I am glad I am not the only one that hates this dike bitch! Where do they get these people and why the fuck do they hire them. Eveything about this bitch: the hair the make up the god awful voice,make me wonder why anyone would buy there insurance. Stick that tricked out name tag between your lips flo and go to hell so I never have to see you or hear you again. Progressive SUCKS!

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  87. I too find the Progressive ads among the worst on TV. I wouldn't buy their insurance for anything, and when Flo comes on, it really convinces me they are an awful company. She acts like a scatterbrained nincompoop and what is that gigantic bump in her hair (top of her head?). Is she wearing one of those silly "Bumpits?" Her hair and make-up seem outdated too. She is so annoying; where did they find this idiot?

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  88. I hate the annoying skag. It seems as if the only way the torture will end is if this bitch bites it. Since those are the circumstances, die flo, die...

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  89. This has GOT to be the best line I ever heard: "I hate Flo with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns." The intensity of MY hatred has to be ten times that! Not only do I want to run for a barf bag every time I hear or see her, but the background "music" in the commercials has the effect of nails scratching on a chalkboard to my poor ears! Gawd, I sure wish they'd find somebody else to be the spokesperson! Bleahhhhh!

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  90. Flo is a DORK! Who does she appeal to? Lezbo's, idiots or the blind--no, not the blind, who can stand her annoying voice.

    I'd rather eats chunks of my own puke thatn to hear this woman DORK!!!

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  91. Why won't this woman go away? Please, make it stop!

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  92. Trust me, no self respecting lesbian is into FLO. Don't insult us.

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  93. Thanks for the laughs. Like the rest of you, I can't stand Flo. There is absolutely nothing funny, charming, clever, or attractive about her, and I always change the commercial when she comes on. Today I was minding my own business looking something up on the internet when who is staring at me, but the screeching queen with the fugly bouffant. We can't escape! I especially hate when she leans in to the customers like she's telling them a secret. Ugh, I hate Flo.

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  94. I agree with you all. One commercial, two... ok. But we've been saturated with this woman who looks like an insect- I just want to stomp on her! These commercials suck! I would never, NEVER consider Progressive, I don't care how much money they'd save me. I'd rather pay more to stay away from them. The GEICO lizard commercials are cute, though I'm growing tired of them too. I'd like to see him get run over and squashed.

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  95. Her real name is Stephanie Courtney and she is an empty headed twat.

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  96. i will always hate progressive! they have imbedded a hatred in me ,that if i come in contact with one of their agents i will brutatly attack him or her..and if the company changes their name it wont matter... that company needs to die!!!!!!!! All comercials really suck anymore this one tops it..and they need to DIE!!!!!!!!!

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  97. She is HOT! I'd love to bang her.

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  98. I stumbled across this blog today after yet another Flo commercial. I can't fucking stand the radio commercials. I hope whoever is responsible for this onslaught falls into a giant pit of dicks and chokes to death on them. Jesus. Tap Dancing. Herbert. Fucking. Christ. Get a new fucking ad campaign.

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  99. I WILL NEVER IN MY LIFE PURCHASE INSURANCE FROM THESE SHITHEADS WHO THINK THEIR FUCKING COMMERCIALS ARE "CUTE" THE RED HEADED BITCH HAUNTS ME IN MY FUCKING DREAMS. THEY PANDER TO THE PUBLIC AS IF WE WERE FUCKING IDIOTS. DROP DEAD PROGRESSIVE AND WHOEVER INVENTED THE MUTE BUTTON DESERVES A FREAKING NOBLE PRIZE!!!!!!!

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  100. HATE IT!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE REMOVE THE COMMERCIAL FROM TV

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  101. I did something constructive. I went to Progressive website to complain about the annoyance of the ads. I think everyone should do the same. Let's get a million complaints, which should be quite easy, and have them remove that ugly lady. Actually it's not just about the lady. The concept behind is stupid. They should have a different marketing company.

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  102. "!Liiiivvveee from Progressive!Hi this Flo and we have with us today?"
    The people who came up with ad campaign need to go outside look up in the air and see the shadow of Godzilla's foot coming down upon them. Squash them like the annoying little infesting parasite that they are.

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  103. I want her dead. lets take her 900 v-twin rev it up on top of her. i actually started with progressive insurance on my 1st car and saved 600 bucks when i switched to a different company...without an irritating ad. i think we should be able to sue these bastards for the extra loud volume too i can barely hear the tv show then this wailing banshee from the cesspool of hell comes on screaming...which wakes up my sleeping baby then i want to rip this wench apart limb from limb. please kill this bitch before others are as mentally disturbed by her. thank you

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  104. She is annoying and i hate All the Progressive's comercials but it is not her..she is following a script and the director's directions. The commercials are annoying because the management at Progressive, approved the scripts of the commercials. The commercials are truly lame and I would not buy Progressive Insurance because I am so annoyed with their commercials.

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  105. She sounds like she has a vuvuzela stuck in her throat. All I hear is the honking.

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  106. The commercial I really hate is the one where the guy in the group asks, "what if mother won't let me drive?".........you have to wonder who actually thinks that this ad makes me want to go out and get their insurance! It must be the same ad agency that did the other most annoying commercials (which I noticed have thankfully gone away) is the 1-800-Dentist in the elevator commercials.....god, I wanted to hunt that girl down and punch her in the face just for being so annoying!

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  107. HELLO,
    I personnaly don't have anything against
    the actress[she's just a paid spoksperson],
    but the part she plays is so dingy. Why?,
    would anyone want to buy this insurance?

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  108. Ditto to all ... and I especially hate women caking on thick red lipstick. Leave that for the circus clowns

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  109. I really detest the one where the guy at the end is screaming out "Yes Yes"

    Sounds like a fucking fag taking it up the ass...

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  110. Thank God! I just knew I couldn't be the only person who hates Flo and these awful ads!

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  111. For the love of god someone please stop these commercials before I have an aneurysm or eat my .357 What a condescending bitch and horde of whimps. Symptom of the times in the USA.

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  112. Really hate the Flo ads. How she castrates males for getting too excited when she coached them in that direction. How men are so stupid and she has to tell them the obvious.
    I hate these stupid things and change the channel. I will NEVER buy Progressive!

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  113. worst ad ever made.should not b telecasted

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  114. Why dont we all stop complaining about it and flood their website with complaints, send so many we crash their systems.Bring progressive and the bitch down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  115. I sent an e-mail to progressive telling them i would pay more anywhere else just because i hate those commericals and they responded syaing maybe they missed the mark....I want to punch this lady in the face.....progressive blows

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  116. Each time this commercial airs I find myself frantically searching for the remote in time to turn the channel fast enough so that I don't have to hear this woman's voice or see her extremely annoying facial expressions! I grade it right up there with the extremely foul caveman commercials and anything else from geico which also forces me to taste whatever I previously had to eat come up in a liquid, acidic from to the top of my throat begging to be spewed! Please, this insanity must stop! These commercials have hidden messages in them that tell my brain to inflict physical harm on someone! Make the voices stop!

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  117. You all, are truly the best. I have never laughed so much at a single posting in my life. I was in tears.
    To begin with, all whom is responsible for the production of this horrid commercial should be placed in a kettle, boiled & tarred, then lit on fire.
    As for this 'flo' character it matters not that she blindly reads what is given to her by the cattle herder. That will not deter me from saying she must be made an example of.
    Firstly, a ball gag must be placed in her mouth, her head then shaven, her skin must be pulled from her body while she is alive, her fingernails removed, then each digit cut off. To finish things off, bind her & drop her in a tank filled with starving Bull Sharks.
    Lastly, this should be taped then sent to the corporate pig offices of progressive. Those thieving bastards.
    God bless.

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  118. Menstrual FLO has got to go!

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  119. OMG I hate this woman and now her face is all over internet ads too! I thinks my husband secretly likes her though because he always stops what he is doing and watches the TV when I on the other hand am scrambling for the remote to mute her annoying voice.

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  120. Reading these comments give me a peaceful, easy feeling and there is a heavenly sense of comfort being among this unison of hatred. I have been annoyed by numerous commercials before, most of them listed above (not a commercial but Chloe from 24 puts me in a rage that only a case of beer can remove me), but never has there been one that causes me to miss the program I would like to watch because im busy contemplating the horrid things I would do to Flo. Every time i hear the sound of her grading voice it feels like someone dropped a car battery on my sack.(JF)If someone ever confronted me with the question of 'who I would rather have sex with?' and Flo was one of the options... I would immediately scream the other choices name as I socked them in the throat or gonads... Eye for an eye. I wouldn't let the hair around my butthole grace her presence unless I was completely sure I could squeeze my buttcheeks long and hard enough to suffocate her and end her life. The terrible thought of seeing Flo fills me with so much adrenaline that I could lift a car over my head and I could only hope that I would be accurate enough to drop it on top of her. "V-twin flo? How 'bout a V8... Bitch" - famous last words of an irritated customer

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  121. i hate this bitch so damn much. i will avoid progressive forever because of this horrible advertising campaign. the worst part is that they know we hate it and thats why they keep making more of them. look at us were taking time to discuss their shitty commercials, its exactly what they want and they just makes me even angrier.

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  122. I hate that commercial too, it just shows you how much money they make when they can run that commercial every 15 minutes 24 hours a day 7 days a week, commercials are not chap, they are making billions, I am so sick of that commercial.

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  123. As someone else here also noted, this obnoxious woman is *now* "gracing" the RADIO airwaves with those insurance ads too. I thought the TV commercials were offensive enough... but the radio ads are somehow even worse, maybe because it creates a feeling like there is no escape. The radio ad I'm so irritated by, features "Flo" yapping away in response to a musical/singing portion. I realized the other day (much to my disgust) the person singing on that ad sounds like the same woman who also does "Flo." It's a sickening double-whammy.

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  124. Thank you all for the best laugh I've had in years. Like so many of you, my mute button is wearing out from having to use it so much because of Flo. I hate her voice, I hate her hair, I hate her insulting-to-all- mature-females-of -the-world perkiness and I want to wipe that awful red lipstick off her face with a washcloth dampened with Deep Woods Off.

    My latest irritation is, What's the deal with the white apron? Like what the heck? Is she a cook who happens to sell insurance? Are they suggesting a clinician / doctor who can diagnose what is wrong (with us stupid people who don't have her insurance)?

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  125. This hack actress behind the "Flo" character probably made the WORST decision of her life to accept the role of being the spokeswoman for Progressive. Sure, she was probably some struggling actress, and somehow her agent finagled this gig for her, which at the time was a big deal because at the time she had nothing going on but Community Theater in some god-for-saken backwater.

    But this decision will have a consequence. "Flo", if you are reading this, myself, and everyone here, WILL NEVER SUPPORT YOU in any post-Progressive career move you have. You are horrible and annoying. You're worse than that band in the "Free Credit Report" commercials. God help you. Go back to Community Theater, hack. You should have refrained. Those commercials are so weird, so obnoxious, I just don't get it.

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  126. I wish I had time to read all these comments. They are so hilarious!

    As if there's not enough to be bothered by in these commercials, the one thing I didn't see is mention of the background sounds, which consistently sound a lot like that of an empty casino, machines crying out in anger for your money, the promise of riches but the deep knowledge that it will all only end in failure. Like one's future experience with Progressive, apparently.

    The real life Flo should be honored by this page. It's all she's ever going to get out of her acting career.

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  127. soon to be former Progressive customerOctober 7, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    I too plan on changing insurance companies because I hate that F@@#ing B*@#% so much.

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  128. I thought about writing to the network that overplays her commercial. Let them know I now mute all commercials. And that I was going to write all the *other* advertisers to let them know that their commercials are muted because of the *possibility* of Flo coming on the screen.

    We can't be the only ones doing this, but if enough calls came in and they could extrapolate...

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  129. While I have thier insurance, cheap, I hate the nonstop bombardment of their commercials. I bought a portable SIRUIS radio for my office just to avoid their commercials. Almost as bad as GEICO and the stupid lizard.

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  130. For months I thought I was the only one who cringed everytime these ridiculous commercials come on. I went through a 'quick mute it' phase and a 'skip this channel because they play them alot' phase, but nothing I do is enough to avoid the shrill, hair bump, lunacy of this terrible, terrible spokesperson. I wish I wasn't on this site posting this comment and waisting my time complaining about a fictional character, but she is so awful that I have no choice. Some say, turn your tv off and you won't have to deal with it. Really? Have you been online or listened to the radio? She is everywhere like a mold that can't be stopped. I just want things to go' back to the way it was before Flo. And I want her to go away. Far away.

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  131. I just saw and had to find a place to say how much I HATE THIS STUPID COMMERCIAL!!!!! AJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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  132. I believe we may have unknowingly stumbled upon a great new weapon in the war against terror. There is know way in hell any of those prisoners at Guantanamo Bay could take the constant 24/7 airing of these commercials. If they fall asleep play the radio commercials that are actually worse somehow. Waterboarding doesn't have anything on the torture that Flo can bring. Imagine having to hear that weird sound effect in these commercials over and over. It sounds like a mechanical raindrop from HELL! Thank GOD there are so many other people around who DETEST these commercials and especially Flo.

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  133. I recently acquired an addiction to meth because everytime I watch these commercials I slowly want to kill myself and what a better way to do it. I mean I would rather ram a fucking barb wire fence up my sister's urethra than have to watch this joke of a commercial which gives me the feeling of a cocaine overdose.

    Now there is this new commercial with "Big Money" guy who dances around in a dumb ass money suit? I say put Flo and Big Money in a truck and put a brick on the pedal and send them into an oven

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  134. It can get soupy...

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  135. Flo is the sister of those idiots standing out in the cranberry bog commercial. Irratating ads must have the same subliminal value as all the negative political ads we have just barely survived. The Lizard is not always great, but at least Geico changes the theme.

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  136. Cunt: red haired freckled freak. I do not like.

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  137. I LOVE PROGRESSIVE COMMERICALS! WELL I MOSTLY LOVE FLO BC SHES SO GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES THERES SOMETHING ABOUT HER THAT I LOVE.

    BUT ALL IN ALL NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR COMMERICALS ARE I'M STILL PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SWITCH MY CAR INSURANCE. LOL

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  138. Anyone for this ignorant commercial you deserve to be preyed upon.
    NO one has seen a still picture of how damn evil she looks forcing that freaking smile like she's the finest in the world.
    oh yes and # 2... she back stabs people within the commercial... YEAH I'ma hand over ALL my money to progressive for some evil ass bitch making it by being fake ??? Get a better commercial and I might not SPEND the extra money just NOT to keep your damn infomercial on my tv, going through the competitor. 2010 PEOPLE can we wake up a bit as to where we believe people DO have common sense and you're NOT better than the whole fucking world.
    #3 it's been the same person for 10 years come on; even obama made president for saying change!!!!!!!
    Thanks.

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  139. this ads make me change the channel or press mute

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  140. now the cute little geggo made me buy gieco

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  141. ITS NOT JUST PROGRESSIVE, ITS ALSO ALLSTATE AND GEICO. I WILL NEVER BUY ANY OF THOSE 3 COMPANIES. PEOPLE , NEXT TIME YOU BUY INSURANCE GO TO THE LOCAL JOKER IN YOUR AREA, AND MAYBE THESE GOOFS WILL GET IT !!! I HATE ALL INSURANCE COMPANIES !!!!!!!!!

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  142. go to progressive.com and leave a comment - if enough of us complain, maybe the suits will wake up and go another direction!

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  143. Just like the Etrade puking baby, Vince the Shamwow dickhead, JG Wentworth window screaming morons and ultra stupid opera singers and HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
    How is widespread incitement to go up on the roof with an assault rifle a good thing?
    How is driving all of your potential customers turbo batshit a good business practice?
    If you are causing normal people to want to gouge their own eyes and ears out with a red hot poker, HOW IS THAT SMART ADVERTISING?
    When you see a commercial 75 fucking times a day and it makes you want to burn down every Progressive branch in the world with all of them in it, HOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS H. CHRIST does that help their company?
    I JUST DON'T GET IT!
    Its like, this COULDN'T get any dumber, IT JUST COULDN'T AND THEN IT DOES!
    I want this to go into the law books. THERE IS such a thing as P.P.C.S.D. (Post Progressive Commercial Stress Disorder).
    I HATE THOSE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! HATE EM HATE EM HATE EM! FLO ME!

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  144. As one of their representatives told me "you either love them or you hate them." ( I am in the HATE HATE HATE them camp.) AFter all this time you'd think the marketing department would figure Flo is ready for the used car lot.

    I had the opportunity to reinforce that to him because one of their insureds never bothered to call them after she rear-ended me at a red light, going twenty miles an hour.

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  145. That stupid old man uses "dagnabbit" incorrectly. He says, "Do I still get all the dagnabbit coverage?"

    Dagnabbit is a euphemism for god dammit.

    So he said, "Do I still get all the god dammit coverage?

    It's retarded just like the other commercials.

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  146. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. What an ugly bitch! The old man commercial is the WORST! GOD-How annoying she is!

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  147. There is good in all things. Progressive commercials are great when raising children.

    First, when your kids want to know what does it mean to be gay. Simply show any progressive commercial pointing out any male. Later, you can explain anyone involved in writing, producing, or funding these commercials are flaming homosexuals and should be treated on an out-patient basis.

    Instead of keeping ipecac syrup, I keep a DVD of Progressive commercials handy. If my kids swallow poison, make the watch 2-3 of them in a row, they will vomit.

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  148. LMFAO! The OP of this post is dead on! I FUCKING HATE ALL THIS DAMN INSURANCE COMMERCIALS! ALL of them! Not just this stupid mindless POS Progressive cunt. KILL THEM ALL!

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  149. I thought I hated commercials more than anybody on the planet, but the only Flo commercial that I really can't stand it the one where she screams 3 times "DISCOUNT!DISCOUNT!DISCOUNT!"
    God I hate that one so badly that I go into a complete rage. They're gonna find me dead of a heart attack with the remote in my hand.... unless I kill her first!

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  150. Should Flo be used in on Al-quida over loudspeakers by the Army to win the war faster than we ever dreamed possible?

    You know, DISCOUNT. DISCOUNT, DISCOUNT until they peacefully lay down their arms and swear to Allah to never harm anothr American.

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  151. i hate this fucking bitch. I searched online, to see if anyone else hated her. i hate these commercials

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  152. i hope she gets raped and killed by the geico squealing pig and the pig gets fucking hung for the crime

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  153. They also flooded the radio waves with those absolute stupid, obnoxious, commercials. I can't seem to get away from them.

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  154. Despite Progressive having better rates, I insured my boat with another insurance carrier specifically due to these commercials. What are the Progressive assholes thinking ???

    Do you know what's worse than a Progressive commercial?

    Answer: Another Progressive commercial.

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  155. I dropped Progressive insurance after 8 years because I hate their commercials so much. I switched to Gieio because I like their commercials and I saved $400 a year.

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  156. My truck Ins would not be so high if Progressive did not have one of those comm everytime a show broke for commercials. they must have about ten comm every hour. Flo sucks.

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  157. I can't stand these f'ing commercials!

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  158. I love flo , I think she is hot ...I like watching all the commercials she is hilarious

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  159. These AWFUL ads are the fault of the ad company and the tasteless endorsement by the company's bigwigs (or those who OK these HORRIBLR ads). I cant fault the actress (Stephanie Courtney), who is making her living with them.
    Anyway, I change the channel when they come on. I guess the company wants a "company face: as they have on Optimum cable or Geico, but ugh!

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  160. The sheer length of this forum spanning around two years of mostly negative reviews, is testament enough to how repulsive and annoying these ads are. Sadly, just as telemarketers keep coming at us because so many gullible morons purchase their wares, these keep coming at us on TV, Cable, Radio, and even the Web, because they (apparently) work to bring their sponsor new business. Count me among those who either mute them or change the channel, and would pay plenty to their competitors, if necessary, to ensure I never rewarded their arrogance and lack of taste with my dollars.

    This kind of crap is exACTly why so many of us record TV to watch later and FF through commercials. If they were less annoying, shorter, and more relevant to our lives, we might actually sit through them. However, in the ad world, it's well known that stupid, insulting, and annoying gets the best results (ie. more sales). Thank heavens for the Mute button and DVR's.

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  161. Anything containing the word "progressive" is nothing but total FAIL.

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  162. She's paid by George Soros....what more needs to be said???

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  163. Dear Progressive, please fuck yourself to death. The persistence of these ads is beyond maddening. I swear to God, whomever is responsible deserves to be sewn into a sack with a rabid badger and dropped in a lake. In closing, fuck you. Fuck you so very, very much.

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  164. These commercials, all 20 of them, set new standards for mental retardation. Every single thing about these ads is contrived, patronizing, ugly, and aggressively annoying. I wrote funnier shit in the 3rd grade than these overpaid ad agency dicks came up with for these ads. How drunk did they get the Progressive execs before pitching this concept to them? Picture this: pussified men buy their insurance in some weird glare filled supermarket with psychedelic slot machine sounds in the background from some ugly, know-it-all bitch cashier. Yeah that’s the ticket.

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  165. Continued from above...

    And they just keep getting worse – the one where that skinny white puke comes out with the boombox and says “Let’s get funky y’all” is insultingly bad. I don’t blame the broad with the 2 first names who plays Flo for sticking with a good gig, but I hope she cashes in while she can, because she will forever be known as the double-chinned, yellow-toothed, makeup applied with a trowel, manic airhead bitch nightmare from these abysmal ads. I will boycott anything she may be involved with in the future just like I have boycotted Progressive and their commercials.

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  166. I'm with the rabid badger guy.

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  167. The absolute worst. Who cast that woman? She is unattractive, the way she is dressed, the art direction, the direction...like the agency said, OK, get us the worst fucking creative team, the dumbest writers, the worst director and the worst set designers, and GO!

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  168. These commercials are the worst!!!! Do they have some sort of panel that that keeps giving positive reviews over these commercials and that's why they continue to put such crap!!They repel people rather than attract customers...these commercial are ineffective in any of the purposes they may have except pissing people off

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  169. Flo. I'm sorry but you suck. not because of you personally but I think whoever the morons were that wrote these ad's should go back to school and learn some better ad campaigns.
    Thanks for reading
    Rich (Mayfield Ohio? right down the road from Progressive..how luck I am....NOT!!!

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  170. Thank God I'm not alone hating this woman. I can't listen to her annoying voice anymore. I have to mute or change the channel as fast as possible. She has to be stopped. Please fire her. Someone. Please stop her. She can't get away with this anymore.

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  171. Everyone I know hates this idiotic Flo commercial. I can't stand to listen to her and change the channel immediately or mute. She is the worst person in a commercial that I've seen in a long time. God, I hate that lady and the lousy job she does on TV. She has always been bad and getting worse. Get her off the air NOW!!!!

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  172. Unfortunately, these stupid ads must work or they would be pulled. The most stupid one is when another insurance agent sees a client shopping at progressive and ask "what are you doing here?" My question is what is the insurance agent himself doing in progressive's store. Obviously, progressive is not targeting smart people because there are more stupid people than smart ones.
    In addition, they picked a non attractive actress, so apparently, they are targeting stupid people with poor taste in women.

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  173. I hate this commercial and most others. The thing that surprises Me is the amount of money they claim you will save is 3 times the Full cost of MY car insurance. This means they must be SUPER EXPENSIVE. It's just like stores saying half off. Half off of WHAT? Do they think we are that stupid??

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  174. The scariest thing about all these commercials is that they actual work with a large percentage of our populace. It constantly amazes me that in this day and age, and our "alleged" level of sophistication, that so many people can be so easily manipulated by something so inane and shallow. It's easy to see how we are putting the kind of elected officials in office(regardless of party or political affiliation) in place to run this country. The future us bleak.

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  175. I can't even drive politely after seeing these fn commercials. I actually have become so short-tempered because of these a-holes. I cancelled cable and went 100% online and even there these fks are everywhere.

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  176. I hate all insurance commercials!! They're all stupid and annoying and boring! DOWN WITH THE INSURANCE COMPANIES!!!

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  177. 2 more shite additions, the one where she makes origami, & the guy says, "you just blew my mind". UGH. really? SHE prob WOULD blow HIS mind. then the one where at the end she says, "ohh yeaaaah", in response to looking at something. i don't even know because i make a concerted effort to tune her, or it, out. they play them over & over...& over. enough already, progressive! we get it! you are crap & so are your lame commercials with your lame mascot! all she is missing is her hunchback & witch's wart. as someone else said way up above a YEAR or MORE ago (yes, years!), she has to be a retired derby woman. what is so progressive about using something to death? get a new schtick! it's time! i almost feel bad for the woman. i hope progressive has reserved a little cubicle for her somewhere as she is tv poison. sigh. ty for making this site that allows us to vent. i feel a little better now.

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  178. I was sick of that Flo bitch after the first frigin ad!!! but the ad a HATE and want to punch the bitch, is the AT&T ad with spider on the guys phone screen, and the bitch screams, and the dip shit guy with her takes his shoe and beats the phone, while the guy who's phone it is stands by a watches as this idiot smashes the shit out of his $300 phone!!!

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  179. The more I hate this bitch, the more commercials she does! How perfectly fitting that her name is Flo, seeing that she is such a soggy twat rag. I'm not sure if Progressive thinks she's cute, or if they know how annoying she is, and just want to use that as a way for customers to "remember the ad.".... oh, I remember them alright, and thanks to their precious spokeswoman ( spokesman???), Flo, I promise to NEVER insure my car with Progressive... in fact, ALL insurance commercials are annyoing, making me not want to insure my car at all! The creepy balding dude from Geico can suck it too.
    Whew, that felt good.... glad I'm not alone on this one....

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  180. Insurance Companies ,Politicians, Banking Institutions , & Oil Companies, The Root Of All That Is Evil !

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  181. Here it is June 30th at 11:59PM and I heard for the umteenth time one of those irritating commercials. I got to the point I entered into google how irritating the Progressive commercials are and found this site where others share the same thoughts. I had just sent a text to my daughter minutes ago and I said "If al Queida needed to torture me, a pit of snakes would not work as well as Flo and her Progressive Insurance advertisements. I wonder how much they paid a marketing firm to produce these and what executive imbecile approved them? If a marketing firm came forth with such idiocy I would have politely escorted them off the property.

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  182. they must have a twenty year contract with the un----original ad agency...come up with something new......get rid of flo,,,it is getting old please change these

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  183. I decided to look this up cuz i thought i was alone. It makes me not want insurance no matter how much i save. I would not even be in a commercial with her for a million dollars and free insurance

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  184. She needs a fez to cover up that hideous fucking bouffant, and maybe some sort of vocal adjustment device perhaps a vocoder to mask that life imperiling screech she barks out every other second.

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  185. This company is the worst, along with Allstate, i.e. they live in your neighborhood, their your friends (the agents), they suffer with you, you are in good hands. Think of the money spent on these ads, they are back to back, all day and night long. Sometimes I think they must be well over the 50% mark in supporting a cable network. With this kind of spending, I would question how well they provide service. What do these ads cost? The Flo character is just creepy. That lipstick that curls up at the corners when she is sideways, looks like the Joker's girlfriend. I love, can't remember, but think it is, "Wait cowboy, for just 30 cents a day you get free towing." The idiot replies, "Cool." It's for a motorcycle. What is that about $110 per year? How often do you have something towed. Stick the money in the bank, leave it alone. You would be better off. They are really trying to save you money aren't they. A sucker's deal at best. How it works, new people they sucker in may get a discount, then the creep sets into payments, and you are back to where you were. You really want do deal with a company like that? Have you noticed the breathe gasping in insurance ads and others? Check out the Allstate ads, I hate that guy, at the end, beginning of a sentence he catches it over and over, listen to it, I couldn't figure out what was so damn annoying, this is it. These people are not your best friends, they are in the same group as car salesmen, realtors, even waiting staff, any job where a percent to their income is based on what you pay. Think of them as the guy behind the counter in a pawn shop and you are trying to sell something. He is not your buddy. I too, will try to mute these things, most times I change the channel and do not return when they do back to back ads for the same company. Someone should tell the networks and the shows that they losing a hell of a lot of views because of these tacky and loud ads. Congress was supposed to have fixed the loudness, yeah right. Congress, another thing we need to rethink.

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  186. @Anon from June 26
    I believe the term is spokesNazi.

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  187. Omahappy:
    The first time I saw the "entrancing Ho" Flo, I was just sure she was the daughter of the ultra-liberal CEO or Big Nuts in Charge at Progressive. How else could she get that job? She is arguably the most irritating bitch anywhere on the tube, and would benefit by getting her face run over by one of their own policyholders! What does she use to put her lipstick on, a paint roller?
    August 15,2011

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  188. I was a Realtor in Florida when the hurricanes hit. The insurance companies who diligently collected your premiums for years, now tell you that they can't handle your claim.........and run away. We recently bailed out the insurance industry to keep them out of bankruptcy. We are now being repayed for our generosity by these companies. They have decided to compete on television for a service that you must have by government mandate. I can't wait until they request rate increases because their advertising cost is so high. Insurance has always been a terrible racket, now it's just more transparent. One in five commercials, on average, are Insurance Companies. The other truly annoying commercials is anything dealing with lawyers. Funny how there's no REMAX and other Realty commercials. My vote for most annoying............and stupid.. Priceline commercials with William Shatner, this goon called " Big Deal" and the leather fetish girl that rides a trike. Naomi Pryce? Why does a classic star like William Shatner have to stoop so low??

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  189. I agree I wish I could kill that stupid bimbo.

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  190. Love these commercials. She is such a doll, and too funny. I think some people are haters. Seriously, who calls a television personality a bimbo? Lol Lame.

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  191. Flo is the illegitimate spawn of Obummer and Pelosi. Their three heads will be the first ones mounted on pikes when the revolution comes. Remember, you heard it here first.

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  192. Couldn't agree more. Well said. This bitch is so annoying I'd like to slap her in the face and sew her mouth shut for good.

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  193. I can't stand those commercials and I have their insurance. I didn't even know that they were Progressive commercials until recently, so the commercials are a failure.

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  194. If the mute button had a vagina I would be six inches deep every day just for giving me the ability to shut Flo the fuck up. Nailing my dick and balls to a board would be more enjoyable than listening to this bitch rant about insurance.

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