Saturday, January 10, 2009

UPS Commercial Hate

First off I just wanna thank Angi at We Sleep For Dreaming for the Honest Scrap Award

But that needs to be put on hold for a minute because the UPS guy is putting me on the brink of insanity!

If I have to see this stupid Mr. Rogers sounding asshole again I might have a seizure! What in the hell were they thinking putting this pedifle on air???? He looks like wants to be drawing candy and cartoons to attract little kids to his own personal UPS van rather than these retarded spoofs for UPS! Seriously I'm just waiting for Chris Matthews to pop out with the police asking him why he brought mini white boards with a naked Sponge Bob on it to the park. And what is that cheesy music playing in the background? Is that the music that plays in his personal UPS van when he's driving around the neighborhood trying to catch little kids!?!?! FAIL! Here's a thought for you Mr. Rogers. How about you go sit in the middle of the street, shove that whiteboard up your ass, and have a UPS van run you the fuck over!

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10 comments:

  1. What advertising executive that this was a good idea? Even better yet, was the control group a bunch of monkeys or preschoolers. I can't stand this ad, but I just turn the T.V. off if it was to come on or put it on mute.

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  2. I agree with you. Who the hell are they showing these commercials to before airing them? And the mute button is the greatest invention ever created!

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  3. Why you hatin' on Fabio's little sister?

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  4. Every one of these commercials gives me
    douche-chills.........

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  5. He needs a damned haircut. And I don't like his condescending tone. (Ooh, he knows so much more than we do!) Guess what, dork-wad: we know you're not really drawing that shit. It's all computer-generated.

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  6. Helmet hair. He looks like a stinky black sock.

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  7. even with the mute button on, still hauntingly irritating. and now nytimes has him in two places on a single webpage. right-hand column, when will you end?

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  8. Smug prick who looks like Michael Scott from "The Office" 80s flashbacks. Honestly, this guy just triggers some visceral desire to smack him. The fact that he works for the ad agency behind these ads is just perfect - only a douchebag like this would put himself in the commercial.

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  9. I hate the goddamn legisticts song!! Ahhh that girl singing needs to get shot in the head! It's not cleaver! It's not cute! It's f@$king annoying! Barf ups!!!

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