"Bang, bang the choo-choo train eating lunch meat on the airoplane." What the FUCK???????!!!!! Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? What the fuck do private jets and congo lines have to do with lunch meat!!!???? Kill yourselves!!!!! Seriously. The makers of this commercial seriously need to kill themselves. I mean come on! That disgusting little attempt at a nursery rhyme and the red carpet congo line have me twitching on the edge of my couch! The only reason my t.v. is not in a thousand pieces right now in the back alley is because of how much it cost. This fucking commercial seriously has me contemplating on never eating lunch meat ever again! Seriously. I might go vegetarian. This could be the worst commercial of all time. This might have pushed me right over the edge. WHAT THE FUCK???!!! How about this for an ending. Those funboy assholes cha-cha their way into machine gun fire and grenades blowing them and their plastic containers of swine back to hell! "Bang, Bang the choo-choo train Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, BOOM! FAIL!