Yes the German loving meth smoking asshole from ShamWow is back again, but we won't be hearing him pitch his German meth towels any time soon because his silver tongue was bit by a $1000 hooker! Apparently this juiced up asshole paid for just "straight sex" with a hooker in Miami and decided to try and kiss her. What is this world coming to? Who would have thought that if you try and kiss a hooker she might try and bite your tongue off?? Who in god's name would try and kiss a fucking hooker?????????? You might not know where that mouth has been...Wait. You know exactly where that mouth has been!!!She's a HOOKER! Well after this sweet little street walker bit his tongue the ShamAsshole beat the hell out of her until she ran out of the room to the hotel lobby to call the police. The ShamJerkoff is now facing felony battery charges. At least we have all learned a valuable lesson from all of this....DON'T DO METH!