Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Greatest

This is one of the funniest pranks I've ever seen just because of the stupid look on this guy's face. It is priceless. When he fell asleep in the car his buddies scream like they're crashing and he freaks out. Priceless.

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Fruit Roll Ups Commercial Hate



"Dude why?" is fucking right! Fuck these fucking assholes. I'm sick of this shit. What do a floating tone def Opie and Zach Morris wannabe have to do with fruit fucking roll ups??? I can not believe that I even witnessed this commercial! What the fuck is going on in the minds of these advertisers??? Sales are down on fruit roll ups. What are we gonna do? Eureka! Why don't we put a monotone floating Pete and Pete in cowboy pajamas and a blond headed 12 year old asshole with a comb over and have them say some stupid fucking catch phrase that will drive the American people fucking insane! "Why are you harshing my dream mellow, dude why? Why are you alive, dude why??? Float your ass off a cliff Opie. And take your midget Rogaine candidate with you.

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Monday, February 16, 2009

A Little Post Valentine's Day Humor

I was cruising around google to find a funny Valentine's Day picture to share over on humorbloggers.com and came across this little gem. I have no idea who wrote it or where it came from, but I almost fell off my chair laughing when I was reading it. Sorry if it is too small to read, you can zoom on the original located here http://www.mykaussie.com/images/VALENTINES.jpg

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ever got one these?

I received this email a few days ago and thought it was hilarious so I've decided to share it with all of you. Please feel free to share the most ridiculous emails you've received.

Subject:Hey dude, what's up? It's about your blog...
First of all, I want to say that I really enjoy your hilarious and sharp
style of writing and blogging. Good stuff. I'm going to add your blog to
my favorites for future use, thank you very much... :)


Anyway, my name is David and I’m the proud dad of this cool new
Website:
http://www.-----------.com and I’m contacting you because… well,
I’d love it if you mentioned my website somewhere in your blog. (If you
think it’s

worthy of course…)

What’s in it for you?
Well, aside from the fact that your type of visitors will probably enjoy
the type of material I have in my website, I decided giving away my
150-page ebook

about how to attract women to anyone who links to my Website (and wants to
get the ebook without spending more than 2 minutes on it...) If you’re
married

or something it’s ok… it’s always good to learn a thing or two (or a
hundred) that your girl will enjoy and appreciate.

No catch. Check this page for details about it and about the ebook:
http://www.--------.html
It’s easy, it’s fast and everybody wins!


If you have any questions or even need some help with Website stuff, I’ll
be glad to help.

For a few “copy-paste” linking options please click here:
http://www.---------------.html


Wishing you all the best,
David

Well David you wanted me to write about your website and I did. No e-book needed.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hillshire Farm Commercial Hate



"Bang, bang the choo-choo train eating lunch meat on the airoplane." What the FUCK???????!!!!! Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? What the fuck do private jets and congo lines have to do with lunch meat!!!???? Kill yourselves!!!!! Seriously. The makers of this commercial seriously need to kill themselves. I mean come on! That disgusting little attempt at a nursery rhyme and the red carpet congo line have me twitching on the edge of my couch! The only reason my t.v. is not in a thousand pieces right now in the back alley is because of how much it cost. This fucking commercial seriously has me contemplating on never eating lunch meat ever again! Seriously. I might go vegetarian. This could be the worst commercial of all time. This might have pushed me right over the edge. WHAT THE FUCK???!!! How about this for an ending. Those funboy assholes cha-cha their way into machine gun fire and grenades blowing them and their plastic containers of swine back to hell! "Bang, Bang the choo-choo train Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, BOOM! FAIL!

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Sobe Superbowl Commercial Hate

Here it is. This is by far the worst fucking Superbowl commercial ever made.


What do Ray Lewis, tights, ballet, and lizards have in common? Sobe of course! Wow. So that's what a million bucks gets you these days. You fucking assholes Sobe. You spend millions on Superbowl air time and 3-D effects only to put Ray Lewis in tights and dance around like a fairy during a gay pride parade. All the 3-D hype and millions of dollars only to have a bunch of animated lizards and some fucking blob thing DJ some shit music that sounded like it was from dance dance revolution. Fuck you Sobe. The worst part was that it was in 3-D. You really thought that by putting Ray Lewis, Matt Light, and Justin Tuck in tights dancing to techno music with lizards and a giant blue blob of shit in 3-D was going to sell your fucking product???? I hope your real proud of yourselves. "I know how we can sell more Sobe. We get Ray Lewis, Matt Light, and Justin Tuck in these tights and have them dance, are you ready for this....We have them dance to ballet music in 3-D during the Superbowl! And then we finish it off by adding this giant blue blob that looks like it came out of Ray Lewis' ass after he drank some Sobe and have the lizard DJ to dance dance revolution!" Genius! Next time take that 3-D blob of Sobe shit and shove it back where it came from! Assholes!

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